Don’t forget to eat your carrot
Get “stuffed” this Christmas. If you’re lucky enough to find a turkey to cook in this post-Brexit apocalypse, make sure to wear this jumper and look like a right turkey.
Give a sh!t for the big man this yule. That’s it – get it on your chest!
Get this jumper, get down the boozer and get it on. When you’re stumbling around on the high street in the early hours, you won’t even need to speak because your jumper will say it all.
Knitwear needn’t be boring. This 100% acrylic seasonal sweater comes in a choice of black or red. It is machine washable and loose fit. It could be a real conversation starter at any festive gathering so keep the rest of your outfit simple and let the jumper make the introductions.