Well there’s an offer ladies – innuendo jumper on Amazon.
Get this jumper, get down the boozer and get it on. When you’re stumbling around on the high street in the early hours, you won’t even need to speak because your jumper will say it all.
Santa has – the dirty dog. Give Santa a good spanking in this rude jumper. We reckon it will be a top-seller on Amazon this year.
Surely – given the option of wearing one of the other knitted beauties on this website, you would jump at the chance. But, we get it – you want to be different, ironic even. No need to conform 100% and still have fun at the same time.
[Plus – this jumper is damn good value on the Asda website]
Go all American and do the Mommy elf thang. If you’re feeling the full glow from being pregnant then a t-shirt could be a better option for you, maybe with a cardigan
You could try something a little more subtle in this year’s Christmas wardrobe – pairing some leggings with a normal jumper, shirt or blouse. Alternatively, you could still go all out by matching some leggings with a novelty Christmas jumper.
Check out the pattern options on Amazon – there are plenty to choose from.
Emerald green Christmas jumper/long-sleived t-shirt. Red shiny bauble for your bump.
Seasonal maternity jumper from Mothercare – grey with snowflakes.
Twin pack of Christmas hats. Twin pack, flashing lights, dancing WITH music!
Now THIS is our kind of Christmas hat! Long-legs, turkey snood, goggly-eyes.
Wear this year’s nostalgic, novelty turkey item atop your noggin. One of our elves wore one last year. She loved it so much she adorned it at every opportunity from Christmas to May!
Like to be pointed and laughed at by family, friends, colleagues and complete strangers? Then surely you need this crimbo beauty in your seasonal wardrobe.