Go pluck yourself!
Looks like Santa’s been on the lash and left his mark in the snow.
Santa has – the dirty dog. Give Santa a good spanking in this rude jumper. We reckon it will be a top-seller on Amazon this year.
Santa has left you a shiny present under the tree. Is it a chocolate? Have a nibble and see.
At first appearance, a tasteful thick woven Christmas knit. Closer inspection reveals the rude side of this novelty knit. Buy today to be sure to shock your friends and colleagues during the run up to Christmas day.