I’m not Santa but you can still sit on my lap
Santa voice : “Now boys and girls, have you been good this year? … because it is reckoning time.”
No matter how cold it gets this year no one wants a snow dump.
Looks like Santa has lost his sack. Oh no, there it is! Rude Santa Christmas jumper.
Ladies and Gentleman? Have you been good this Christmas? Good, Good …. because Santa has a very large package that he would like to give unto you this Christmas.