OMG! matching nipple tassel design rude Christmas jumpers.
Designed in London. Design printed onto 80% cotton, 20% polyester sweatshirts.
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Get yourself straight to the top of Santa’s naughty list with these rude Christmas jumpers. From crude cartoons to colourful language these novelty yuletide jumpers are guaranteed to spread a little festive cheer this Christmas. There’s plenty to chose from for men and women too – perfect as a gift or even an early crimbo treat for yourself. These naughty knits will keep you warm and break the ice (explaining your crude costume choice is an excellent conversation starter). Just maybe don’t wear it when you visit gran…
Not strictly for Christmas, this rude themed jumper could be worn all through the year to any poultry based event or get together. It will look great dressed up or down, or over your silk PJs…..
“Its a devilishly wondrous design … With or without lashings of whipped cream … I wear mine for every Sunday roast” said a Ms N. Lawson of Knightsbridge London
Handmade. 60% cotton, 40% polyester. Available in a range of colours and sizes.
The sweatshirt that has it all; Sophisticated Santa design, subtle colours and a message representing the true meaning of Christmas. Only for the brave! Long-sleeved, crewneck sweatshirt. 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester
Be the Belle of the ugly Christmas sweater ball in this Etsy beauty! Subtle “Well hung” offensive Christmas design. Handmade. 100% Cotton. Lots of Sizes. Choose from colors Green, Red, Navy or Black
Eye popping! Christmas jumper ideal for both men and women in a unisex fit sweatshirt. 100% cotton. Long sleeved. Machine washable.
Enjoy C*ck This Christmas sweatshirt. 100% cotton sweatshirt. Hand made – either hand pulled in the UK on a silk-screen or hand pressed with high quality vinyl design.
Put a smile on Scrooge’s face with the merry Shitmas mug. The perfect novelty Christmas gift this year.
Send a smile and some f***ing Christmas cheer with this novelty Christmas card.
