Looking forward to bell ringing this Christmas? Then how’s about you wear this winter wonder to the local bell ringing session – grey jumper with a delightful festive message – you’re bound to pull!
Get yourself straight to the top of Santa’s naughty list with these rude Christmas jumpers. From crude cartoons to colourful language these novelty yuletide jumpers are guaranteed to spread a little festive cheer this Christmas. There’s plenty to chose from for men and women too – perfect as a gift or even an early crimbo treat for yourself. These naughty knits will keep you warm and break the ice (explaining your crude costume choice is an excellent conversation starter). Just maybe don’t wear it when you visit gran…
Give a sh!t for the big man this yule. That’s it – get it on your chest!
Go get ’em tiger! Jingle them balls like there is no tomorrow…. or did someone say jiggle balls? .. snigger, snigger.
I feel a festive boogie coming on. All together now …
“I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me
I don’t want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch my ELF
Ooh, I don’t want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no …”
Looks like Santa’s been on the lash and left his mark in the snow.
Ooh er missus! You can baste my turkey this Christmas!!
You are bound to upset the relatives with this trio of randy reindeer.
Not everyone loves Christmas as much as us here at Merry Christmas jumpers HQ, and perhaps when wearing this subtle little elf t-shirt, you could be amongst them.
Rude Christmas jumper. Snowman with a carrot for a c*ck…. what’s more to say?
Ladies and Gentleman? Have you been good this Christmas? Good, Good …. because Santa has a very large package that he would like to give unto you this Christmas.
At first appearance, a tasteful thick woven Christmas knit. Closer inspection reveals the rude side of this novelty knit. Buy today to be sure to shock your friends and colleagues during the run up to Christmas day.
Be sure to offend everyone you pass this Christmas – the simple message on this rude Christmas jumper is bound to earn you a hit.
Want to try something naughty, rude and a bit different? This jumper boasts a big and bold Santa motif that is festive and fun. It is 100% acrylic which is soft and stretchable. This quirky knit adds a new dimension to the Merry Christmas message! It is bound to cause merriment and mayhem … for aduts only!
Embrace the trend for statement sweaters. If you choose to buy this red hot number for your Christmas wardrobe make sure you have plenty of mistletoe available – it could be the start of something good. In a range of sizes suitable for you, or your partner. Check it out now!