View this Christmas Jumper on the Amazon website
“Santa? Are you winking at me, or, is that your twinky winking?”
Tinsel Date funny jumper
Ooh er missus! You can baste my turkey this Christmas!!
Looks like Santa’s been on the lash and left his mark in the snow.
I feel a festive boogie coming on. All together now …
“I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me
I don’t want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch my ELF
Ooh, I don’t want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no …”
