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…Overheard conversations in the run up to Christmas…
“It’s the Christmas office party next week. What d’ya think I should wear?” – “I’d go for something smart and plain…keep up business appearances.”
“Mum, its Christmas jumper day at school next week.” – “well, we’ll find you something nice and tasteful to wear, dear.”
“I’ve no idea what to get crazy-cousin-Chris for Christmas this year.” – “He seemed to like those grey socks you gave him last year.”
…NAAAH!!! Only joking! You would categorically never, ever…ever hear any of the above conversations (at least not from anyone vaguely worth knowing!). And why is that? Simple, because those conversations are boring and have totally missed the point of Christmas and the now Traditional As Turkey Christmas Jumper. The whole point of our well-loved Christmas knit, its whole raison d’être, is to be FUN, and therefore also frequently FUNNY.
If your selection criteria for your Christmas jumper is that it makes you look ‘sexy’, ‘reem’, or ‘sophisticated’, then you need our help in resetting your Christmas knit-o-meter. There’s a whole 11 months of the year when dressing cool gets you cred, and then there’s Christmas-jumper-ember (aka December) when dressing funny wins points. And in our (fairly expert) opinion, when it comes to Christmas jumpers, the funnier, the better. Enter into the spirit of the Crimbo knit – let it bring you and others festive happiness by making folk laugh.
You’ll be spoilt for a gag-tastic choice on the jumper front this year … depending on what makes you smile and who you’re hanging out with from gentle, good-natured Christmas humour that’s suitable for Christmas dinner with Gran to more slap-stick comedy that’ll be sure to get a good laugh from the lads in the pub.
And if you can’t decide on your funny Christmas jumper for this festive season, why not take things a step further and just wear an inflatable turkey suit? We can’t think of anything much funnier than that!
So whether you want the year’s best meme or an inflatable turkey suit (stranger things have happened), you’ll find it here. There’s plenty to choose from too, on a wide scale of funny; from a chuckle from nan to roaring laughter from the boys at the pub – there’s humour to be had for all. Christmas jumpers are fun – so make your jumper funny this year and be more jolly than the big guy himself.
Christmas Novelty T-Shirt
The straightforward end of the Christmas shelf. Fit for its one fortnight of the year.
Christmas Slogan Sweatshirt
Says the thing. Says it loudly. Priced about where you would expect, which is reassuring.
Hat Novelty Plush Christmas Santa Hat Costume Christmas Fancy Dress Party Xmas Office Fun Headwear Accessories Reindeer
A reindeer with its mind entirely elsewhere. Wearable, which is more than half the battle in December.
Hat Novelty Plush Christmas Santa Stuck in Chimney Hat Costume Christmas Fancy Dress Party Xmas Office Fun
Father Christmas, rendered with real commitment. A dress, so the whole outfit is settled in one decision. One of those that photographs better than it has any right to.
Hat Novelty Plush Christmas Turkey Gobler Hat Costume Christmas Fancy Dress Party Xmas Office Fun
A turkey that has clearly made peace with the whole business. Fit for its one fortnight of the year.
MS Santa Hat with Plaits & Ribbon Santa Claus Fancy Dress Fun Party Accessories Novelty Xmas
Father Christmas, rendered with real commitment. A dress, so the whole outfit is settled in one decision.
Mens Christmas Jumper for Teenagers Warm Cosy Sweatshirt Funny Xmas
Instantly placeable from the other end of the office. It says "Teenagers Warm Cosy", and it is not going to elaborate.
Mens Christmas Turkey Pyjama Set Blue Medium Funny Festive Winter
The turkey, looking rather more cheerful than the day warrants. No notes.
Navy Novelty Christmas Jumper
Plain festive, which has its own quiet appeal. A jumper, in the proper sense of the word. The sort of thing that gets borrowed and not returned.
Novelty Christmas Hats
Plain festive, which has its own quiet appeal. Priced about where you would expect, which is reassuring.
Pack of 10 Novelty Christmas Hat Set
Seasonal, no further explanation offered. A dress, so the whole outfit is settled in one decision.
Pack of 4 Novelty Christmas Hat Set
Festive, functional, no further claims made. Full-length festive, no coordinating required.
Pack of 5 Novelty Christmas Hat Set
Does the seasonal job without auditioning for attention. Priced about where you would expect, which is reassuring. Reads as festive from across a room, which is the whole job.
Polka Dot Penguin Novelty Jumper
A penguin doing nothing at all, beautifully. It says "Polka Dot Penguin", and it is not going to elaborate.
Reindeer 'Merry Xmas' Novelty Jumper
Antlers, knitted, at roughly chest height. It says "Reindeer 'Merry", and it is not going to elaborate.
Santa Novelty Glasses Novelty Christmas Fancy Dress up Costume Accessories Xmas Party
Santa's face, large, directly on your front. Full-length festive, no coordinating required.
Sequin Bauble Novelty Sweatshirt
Glitter-adjacent and entirely unrepentant about it. Straightforward, and all the better for it.
Sequin Snowman Novelty Jumper
A snowman with a carrot nose and no notes. A jumper, in the proper sense of the word.
Snowman Christmas Novelty Sweatshirt
A snowman, briefly, as snowmen are. Mid-range, so no agonising required.
Snowman Christmas Novelty T-Shirt
A snowman with a carrot nose and no notes. Short sleeves, for buildings with the heating set to August.
Snowman Embellished Novelty Christmas Sweatshirt
A snowman, briefly, as snowmen are. No notes.