Etsy Christmas jumpers and knits

40 jumpers to choose from

Range of Christmas jumpers and dresses on Etsy – you name it, chances are, Etsy stock it.

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Etsy is the antidote to the mass-produced festive knit. Everything here is made by somebody – hand-knitted jumpers, hand-embroidered motifs, customised and personalised designs, and a large population of makers who will put your dog’s name on something if you ask nicely.

The personalisation is the real reason to come here. A Christmas jumper with a name, a date, a family in-joke or a particular pet on it is a considerably better present than anything off a rail, and Etsy is effectively the only place that does it at scale. It is also the best source for genuinely hand-knitted pieces, for designs in sizes the high street ignores entirely, and for the beautifully odd one-off that nobody else at the party could possibly be wearing.

Shopping here needs a bit more patience than a normal checkout. Made-to-order and personalised items have lead times measured in weeks, not days, so November is late and December is a gamble – order early and read the stated dispatch time rather than hoping. Check the maker’s reviews and their returns position before you commit, because a personalised item generally cannot be returned. Worth every bit of the planning for the right gift.

Cheeky Santa Jumper

Cheeky Santa Jumper

Spread the festive cheer with this cheeky Santa jumper. This year father Christmas is asking “where my hos at?”.

Christmas enjoy C*ock jumper, in red

Enjoy C*ock

Enjoy C*ck This Christmas sweatshirt. 100% cotton sweatshirt. Hand made – either hand pulled in the UK on a silk-screen or hand pressed with high quality vinyl design.

Christmas etsy TV advert – matching family jumpers, in red, for men

Etsy TV advert – matching family jumpers

Get in there quick before these customisable, matching jumpers sell out! Perfect for your Christmas family party. Sweatshirts are unisex and shipped within 1-5 business days. Adult and Children’s sizes available.

Matching Christmas outfits on Etsy jumper, in black

Matching Christmas outfits on Etsy

Super popular matching family Christmas jumpers on the Etsy directory. These unique matching pieces are the perfect thing to wear for special occasions, family photoshoots or just casual days with your loved ones! Handmade items. Made from 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester.

“Well Hung” Ugly Christmas Sweater, in green, for men

“Well Hung” Ugly Christmas Sweater

Be the Belle of the ugly Christmas sweater ball in this Etsy beauty! Subtle “Well hung” offensive Christmas design. Handmade. 100% Cotton. Lots of Sizes. Choose from colors Green, Red, Navy or Black

Christmas big black **** – chicken design sweatshirt, in green

Big black **** – chicken design sweatshirt

Not strictly for Christmas, this rude themed jumper could be worn all through the year to any poultry based event or get together. It will look great dressed up or down, or over your silk PJs…..

Christmas national Lampoon’s themed matching jumpers, in green

National Lampoon’s themed matching jumpers

National Lampoon’s themed Christmas jumpers. “Hey Griswold, where do you think you’re gonna put a tree that big?” … “Bend over and I’ll show you.” matching Christmas jumpers. Available in red and green in a number of sizes. 100% cotton.

Christmas funny Tesco Everyday jumper, in blue, for women

Funny Tesco Everyday jumper

Everyday value design Tesco jumper printed on heavy unisex sweatshirt. Different colours and funny designs to choose from on available on Etsy.

Christmas enjoy cock t-shirt, in red

Enjoy cock t-shirt

We don’t think you’ll ever be able to look at a Coke Christmas advert in quite the same way after seeing this t-shirt on Etsy. Oh … the holidays are coming … du du du du du de, du du dooo!