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Christmas can be full of dilemmas … How much to spend on the girl/boyfriend when you’re planning on dumping them after Christmas anyway? … Can we get away with not asking the neighbours round for a drink? … Make the Christmas pudding or buy it (it’s gonna taste better from M&S, face it!)? …
But the biggest dilemma of them all … sweating like a pig at the Crimbo party in my post-ironic Christmas jumper but only have a boring old plain T-shirt on underneath. AAARGH! To take the Christmas jumper off or to not take the Christmas jumper off, that is the question? Look like rudolf himself with a shiny red nose or loose your tongue-in-cheek Christmas cool by revealing your dull old T?
Well fear not, seekers of Christmas dilemmas solved … we here at Merry Christmas Jumpers have the answer for you. Introducing our latest Christmas gotta-have-it wardrobe addition … the CHRISTMAS T SHIRT!!! That’s right, we’ve seen the problem (melting in a jumper) and used our Christmas know-how to bring you the answer (we’re nice like that!).
And if all those Christmas dilemmas are too much for you, just book yourself on to a winter sun cruise and be damned with it all (just don’t forget to pack yourself a Christmas T-shirt for the beach!).
So enjoy taking a good look through the cool selection of Ts that we’ve hunted high and low to bring to you. Take your pick of our favourites, then layer it up with a clashing Crimbo knit for good measure.
Wolverine Boyfriend Christmas T-Shirt
Christmas in the usual places, done without fuss. "Wolverine Boyfriend" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Wolverine Christmas T-Shirt
Christmas-adjacent, and content to stay there. Sized for him, and borrowed within the week.
Wolverine Cotton Christmas T-Shirt
Festive, and doing the job without fuss. A men's fit, which in practice means roomy.
Wolverine Merry Xmas Bub! Long Sleeve T-Shirt, Black
The character does the heavy lifting; the jumper just carries it. Mid-range, so no agonising required. Will see out the office party and the family one after it.
Wolverine Merry Xmas Bub! T-Shirt, Black
A face the whole room already knows. No notes. Quietly good rather than loudly funny.
Wolverine Merry Xmas Bub! Womens T-Shirt, Black
Fan service, knitted. Short sleeves, for buildings with the heating set to August. Nothing about it is trying too hard.
Womens Christmas T Shirt White
Festive, functional, no further claims made. A women's cut, which this category does not always bother with.
Womens Man City Christmas T Shirt Sky Blue
Festive, functional, no further claims made. "Man City" — and that is the whole of it.
Womens Man Utd Christmas T Shirt Red
Does the seasonal job without auditioning for attention. It says "Man Utd", and it is not going to elaborate.
Winnie The Pooh Christmas Dinner T-Shirt
Nostalgia, legally cleared and printed at scale. Short sleeves, for buildings with the heating set to August. It will be in the drawer again next year, which is the real test.
Winnie The Pooh Christmas Light Entangled Eeyore Kids T-Shirt Light Blue
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Sized for someone who will wear it every day until Easter.
Winnie The Pooh Christmas Light Entangled Eeyore Mens T-Shirt Light Blue
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Priced about where you would expect, which is reassuring. Nothing about it is trying too hard.
Winnie The Pooh Christmas Wishes With Pooh, Tigger, Piglet Kids T-Shirt White
Nostalgia, legally cleared and printed at scale. Straightforward, and all the better for it. A safe choice, and this is an occasion that rewards safe choices.
Winnie The Pooh Christmas Wishes With Pooh, Tigger, Piglet Mens T-Shirt White
Fan service, knitted. Priced about where you would expect, which is reassuring. Earns its place by not being a novelty.
Winnie The Pooh Eeyore Christmas Hat Kids T-Shirt White
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Sized for someone who will wear it every day until Easter. Will see out the office party and the family one after it.
Winnie The Pooh Eeyore Christmas Hat Mens T-Shirt White
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Cut for him, worn by whoever gets to the drawer first.
Winnie The Pooh Eeyore Christmas Snowflakes Kids T-Shirt Pink
A face the whole room already knows. Straightforward, and all the better for it. The sort of thing that gets borrowed and not returned.
Winnie The Pooh Eeyore Christmas Snowflakes Mens T-Shirt Grey
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. A men's fit, which in practice means roomy. Will see out the office party and the family one after it.
Winnie The Pooh Have A Very Merry Christmas! Kids T-Shirt Light Blue
Nostalgia, legally cleared and printed at scale. "Winnie The Pooh Have A Very Merry" — someone was pleased with that, and fair enough.
Winnie The Pooh Have A Very Merry Christmas! Mens T-Shirt Light Blue
Someone's childhood, reissued as knitwear. Goes in hard on "Winnie The Pooh Have A Very Merry".
Winnie The Pooh Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas Kids T-Shirt White
Recognisable at a glance, which is most of the point. Straightforward, and all the better for it. Nothing about it is trying too hard.
Winnie The Pooh Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas Mens T-Shirt White
Instantly placeable from the other end of the office. Wearable, which is more than half the battle in December. Not the loudest thing on this page, and better for it.
Winnie The Pooh The Bearer Of Christmas Gifts Kids T-Shirt Red
Instantly placeable from the other end of the office. Child-sized, and it will be worn to bed. Will see out the office party and the family one after it.
Winnie The Pooh The Bearer Of Christmas Gifts Mens T-Shirt Red
Someone's childhood, reissued as knitwear. A men's fit, which in practice means roomy.
Winnie The Pooh Tigger, Piglet, Eeyore Christmas Santa Hats Kids T-Shirt Dark Green
The sort of thing that starts a conversation you did not plan to have. It is what it looks like, which is a compliment. Will see out the office party and the family one after it.
Winnie The Pooh Tigger, Piglet, Eeyore Christmas Santa Hats Mens T-Shirt Green
Officially licensed, which is why the face looks right rather than nearly right. A men's fit, which in practice means roomy.
Winnie The Pooh Warmest Christmas Wishes From Piglet Kids T-Shirt Pink
The character does the heavy lifting; the jumper just carries it. Sized for someone who will wear it every day until Easter. One of those that photographs better than it has any right to.
Winnie The Pooh Warmest Christmas Wishes From Piglet Mens T-Shirt Grey
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. A men's fit, which in practice means roomy. It will be in the drawer again next year, which is the real test.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Valentine, Love You To Death T-Shirt, Black
Fan service, knitted. Mid-range, so no agonising required. Reads as festive from across a room, which is the whole job.
Tmnt: Mutant Mayhem Merry Mutants Christmas T Shirt, Light Blue
Christmas-adjacent, and content to stay there. Comes in Light Blue, which reads as deliberate rather than accidental.
Transformers Merry & Bright Bumblebee Christmas T Shirt Dark Green
Plain festive, which has its own quiet appeal. Wearable, which is more than half the battle in December.
Transformers Optimus Prime Ugly Christmas Jumper T-Shirt Royal
A December thing, and it does not pretend otherwise. No notes. The sort of thing that gets borrowed and not returned.
Universal Felix Feline Festive T Shirt, Royal
Christmas in the usual places, done without fuss. It says "Universal Felix Feline", and it is not going to elaborate.
Universal Gabby'S Dollhouse Meowy Christmas Kids T Shirt, Light Blue
The sort of thing that starts a conversation you did not plan to have. Light Blue — festive without going full grotto.
Universal Jurassic World Christmas Jumper Jingle Roars Kids Tee, Green
Bells. Actual bells. Consider your colleagues. "Universal Jurassic World" — and that is the whole of it.
Universal Jurassic World Naughty List Christmas Jumper T Shirt, Black
Best deployed on people who already know what you are like. Fit for its one fortnight of the year.
Universal Shrek Christmas Smells Jumper Fairisle Kids Tee, Kelly Green
Fair Isle: the pattern that was festive before festive was a category. Comes in Kelly Green, which reads as deliberate rather than accidental.
Universal Trolls Poppy Christmas Baubles Kids T Shirt, Pink
Baubles, applied with real enthusiasm. Straightforward, and all the better for it.
Winnie The Pooh Christmas Dinner Kids T-Shirt Charcoal
Someone's childhood, reissued as knitwear. Child-sized, and it will be worn to bed. Quietly good rather than loudly funny.
Winnie The Pooh Christmas Dinner Mens T-Shirt Charcoal
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Cut for him, worn by whoever gets to the drawer first.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Sally Shaded Kids T-Shirt Black
A character jumper, and the character is doing the work. It is what it looks like, which is a compliment. Worth checking the sizing before you commit.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Sally Shaded Mens T-Shirt Black
A face the whole room already knows. Sized for him, and borrowed within the week.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Sally Shaded T-Shirt, Black
One for someone with strong feelings about this franchise. A t-shirt, for the overheated end of the office. Earns its place by not being a novelty.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Scaring Is Caring Kids T-Shirt Charcoal
Recognisable at a glance, which is most of the point. Straightforward, and all the better for it. Worth checking the sizing before you commit.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Scaring Is Caring Mens T-Shirt Charcoal
A face the whole room already knows. Cut for him, worn by whoever gets to the drawer first.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Scaring is Caring T-Shirt, Black
Instantly placeable from the other end of the office. Short sleeves, for buildings with the heating set to August. It will be in the drawer again next year, which is the real test.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Scary Christmas T-Shirt
A face the whole room already knows. "Nightmare Before Christmas Scary" — someone was pleased with that, and fair enough.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Scary Holidays Jack And Sally Kids T-Shirt Light Grey
Nostalgia, legally cleared and printed at scale. Mid-range, so no agonising required. Not the loudest thing on this page, and better for it.