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We think the geek chic look is awesome! And Christmas is the perfect time to get your geek on … There’s never been a cooler time to be uncool! Ask any Clark Kent look-a-like and they’ll tell you they’re never short of geek-appreciation from the fairer sex!
Luckily, here at Merry Christmas Jumpers, we’ve the geek look all ‘stitched’ up for you (see what we did there…’stitched’ up?!). So all you need to do it take a browse through our carefully selected bunch of uber-geek Christmas knits and pick the one that does it for you. Maybe you’ll go for a geek inspired Christmas robot, a geeky Amstrad style design or a wrapping paper style repeat print. Even better, how about going for a slim fitting Christmas cardigan for a truly geektastic look!
And if you really want to max out the festive geek look, don’t forget to team your new knit with a pair of geeky specs (girls love an intelligent looking man!) and a festive bow tie.
Then grab your laptop and a copy of the latest ‘Computing Today’ magazine, head to your local cafe for a mug of geeky hot chocolate and wait for the pretty Christmas fairies to come fluttering around you, all wanting a kiss under the mistletoe with the best dresses Christmas geek in town!
Womens Mickey Mouse Family Christmas Pyjamas
Instantly placeable from the other end of the office. It says "Mickey Mouse", and it is not going to elaborate.
Womens Nightmare Before Christmas Pyjama Set
Nostalgia, legally cleared and printed at scale. The whole idea is "Nightmare Before Christmas". It lands or it does not.
Winnie The Pooh Christmas Dinner T-Shirt
Nostalgia, legally cleared and printed at scale. Short sleeves, for buildings with the heating set to August. It will be in the drawer again next year, which is the real test.
Winnie The Pooh Eeyore Christmas Hat Youth Kids Pull-Over Hoodie, Navy
A face the whole room already knows. The colourway is Over Hoodie, Navy, and it does most of the talking.
Winnie The Pooh Happy Christmas Holly Sweatshirt
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. No notes. Quietly good rather than loudly funny.
Winnie The Pooh Tigger, Piglet, Eeyore Christmas Santa Hats Youth Kids Pull-Over Hoodie, Navy
Fan service, knitted. The colourway is Over Hoodie, Navy, and it does most of the talking.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Valentine, Love You To Death T-Shirt, Black
Fan service, knitted. Mid-range, so no agonising required. Reads as festive from across a room, which is the whole job.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Sally Frame Sweatshirt Light Grey
A face the whole room already knows. "Nightmare Before Christmas Sally Frame" — someone was pleased with that, and fair enough.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Sally Shaded Kids T-Shirt Black
A character jumper, and the character is doing the work. It is what it looks like, which is a compliment. Worth checking the sizing before you commit.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Sally Shaded Mens T-Shirt Black
A face the whole room already knows. Sized for him, and borrowed within the week.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Sally Shaded Sweatshirt Black
A face the whole room already knows. Wearable, which is more than half the battle in December. It will be in the drawer again next year, which is the real test.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Sally Shaded T-Shirt, Black
One for someone with strong feelings about this franchise. A t-shirt, for the overheated end of the office. Earns its place by not being a novelty.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Scaring Is Caring Kids T-Shirt Charcoal
Recognisable at a glance, which is most of the point. Straightforward, and all the better for it. Worth checking the sizing before you commit.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Scaring Is Caring Mens T-Shirt Charcoal
A face the whole room already knows. Cut for him, worn by whoever gets to the drawer first.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Scaring is Caring Sweatshirt Charcoal
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Mid-range, so no agonising required. Not the loudest thing on this page, and better for it.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Scaring is Caring T-Shirt, Black
Instantly placeable from the other end of the office. Short sleeves, for buildings with the heating set to August. It will be in the drawer again next year, which is the real test.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Scary Christmas T-Shirt
A face the whole room already knows. "Nightmare Before Christmas Scary" — someone was pleased with that, and fair enough.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Scary Holidays Jack And Sally Kids T-Shirt Light Grey
Nostalgia, legally cleared and printed at scale. Mid-range, so no agonising required. Not the loudest thing on this page, and better for it.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Scary Holidays Jack And Sally Mens T-Shirt Mid Grey
The sort of thing that starts a conversation you did not plan to have. A t-shirt, for the overheated end of the office. Reads as festive from across a room, which is the whole job.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Scary Holidays Jack And Sally Sweatshirt Light Grey
A character jumper, and the character is doing the work. It is what it looks like, which is a compliment. An easy one to wrap and an easy one to receive.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Seasons Screamings T-Shirt
Someone's childhood, reissued as knitwear. Priced about where you would expect, which is reassuring. Will see out the office party and the family one after it.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Spooky Mens T-Shirt Green
Someone's childhood, reissued as knitwear. "Nightmare Before Christmas Spooky" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Spooky T-Shirt, Black
The character does the heavy lifting; the jumper just carries it. "Nightmare Before Christmas Spooky" — and that is the whole of it.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Spooky kids t-shirt
Recognisable at a glance, which is most of the point. Leads with "Nightmare Before Christmas Spooky" and trusts you to do the rest.
The Nightmare Before Christmas The Pumpkin King Cheers To Fears Long Sleeve T-Shirt, Black
One for someone with strong feelings about this franchise. Fit for its one fortnight of the year. The sort of thing that gets borrowed and not returned.
The Nightmare Before Christmas The Pumpkin King Cheers To Fears Sweatshirt, Black
Instantly placeable from the other end of the office. Straightforward, and all the better for it. Not the loudest thing on this page, and better for it.
The Nightmare Before Christmas The Pumpkin King Cheers To Fears T-Shirt, Black
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Mid-range, so no agonising required. It will be in the drawer again next year, which is the real test.
The Nightmare Before Christmas The Pumpkin King Text Kids T-Shirt Black
Officially licensed, which is why the face looks right rather than nearly right. Child-sized, and it will be worn to bed. Reads as festive from across a room, which is the whole job.
The Nightmare Before Christmas The Pumpkin King Text Mens T-Shirt Black
Instantly placeable from the other end of the office. Mid-range, so no agonising required. The sort of thing that gets borrowed and not returned.
The Nightmare Before Christmas The Pumpkin King Text Sweatshirt Black
Instantly placeable from the other end of the office. Nothing clever going on, and nothing needs to be. One of those that photographs better than it has any right to.
The Nightmare Before Christmas The Pumpkin King Text T-Shirt, Black
The character does the heavy lifting; the jumper just carries it. Fit for its one fortnight of the year. Not the loudest thing on this page, and better for it.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Valentine'S Day Misfit Love Mens T-Shirt Mid Grey
Nostalgia, legally cleared and printed at scale. Leads with "Nightmare Before Christmas Valentine'S" and trusts you to do the rest.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Valentine's Day Misfit Love T-Shirt, Black
Recognisable at a glance, which is most of the point. It says "Nightmare Before Christmas Valentine's", and it is not going to elaborate.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Valentine, Eternally Yours Kids T-Shirt Black
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Mid-range, so no agonising required. Nothing about it is trying too hard.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Valentine, Eternally Yours Mens T-Shirt Black
Merchandise, cheerfully and without pretence. A men's fit, which in practice means roomy.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Valentine, Eternally Yours Sweatshirt Black
Recognisable at a glance, which is most of the point. The colourway is Eternally Yours Sweatshirt Black, and it does most of the talking.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Valentine, Eternally Yours T-Shirt, Black
Officially licensed, which is why the face looks right rather than nearly right. Priced about where you would expect, which is reassuring. Reads as festive from across a room, which is the whole job.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Valentine, Love You To Death Kids T-Shirt Black
One for someone with strong feelings about this franchise. Child-sized, and it will be worn to bed. An easy one to wrap and an easy one to receive.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Valentine, Love You To Death Mens T-Shirt Black
Officially licensed, which is why the face looks right rather than nearly right. Sized for him, and borrowed within the week. One of those that photographs better than it has any right to.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Valentine, Love You To Death Sweatshirt Black
Recognisable at a glance, which is most of the point. Love You To Death Sweatshirt Black: a nicer set of colours than a Christmas jumper strictly needs.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Moon Silhouette T-Shirt, Black
Recognisable at a glance, which is most of the point. Nothing clever going on, and nothing needs to be. An easy one to wrap and an easy one to receive.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Nightmares Come True Kids T-Shirt Black
Officially licensed, which is why the face looks right rather than nearly right. It is what it looks like, which is a compliment. A safe choice, and this is an occasion that rewards safe choices.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Nightmares Come True Mens T-Shirt Black
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. A men's fit, which in practice means roomy.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Nightmares Come True Sweatshirt Black
Nostalgia, legally cleared and printed at scale. Sweatshirt weight, so it survives the whole of December. Holds up under a coat, which half of these do not.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Nightmares Come True T-Shirt, Black
The sort of thing that starts a conversation you did not plan to have. Nothing clever going on, and nothing needs to be. Quietly good rather than loudly funny.
The Nightmare Before Christmas No Sleep Til Christmas Kids T-Shirt Dark Green
A character jumper, and the character is doing the work. Short sleeves, for buildings with the heating set to August. A safe choice, and this is an occasion that rewards safe choices.
The Nightmare Before Christmas No Sleep Til Christmas Mens T-Shirt Green
Officially licensed, which is why the face looks right rather than nearly right. Cut for him, worn by whoever gets to the drawer first.
The Nightmare Before Christmas No Sleep Till Xmas Kids T-Shirt Black
Instantly placeable from the other end of the office. Short sleeves, for buildings with the heating set to August. Nothing about it is trying too hard.