View this rude Christmas Jumper on the ebay website
Santa has left you a shiny present under the tree. Is it a chocolate? Have a nibble and see.
Your present is under the tree
Well there’s an offer ladies – innuendo jumper on Amazon.
Go get ’em tiger! Jingle them balls like there is no tomorrow…. or did someone say jiggle balls? .. snigger, snigger.
Get “stuffed” this Christmas. If you’re lucky enough to find a turkey to cook in this post-Brexit apocalypse, make sure to wear this jumper and look like a right turkey.
