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Who would have predicted a few years back that you’d be shopping for a Christmas jumper?! But here you are, browsing through a great selection of Merry Christmas Jumpers. And we would like to congratulate you on making a very smart decision to join the serious fun that is wearing a Christmas jumper. Get yours quick and start enjoying the great reactions you’ll get from everyone you meet!
We think the benefits of wearing a Christmas jumper as a man-about-town are manifold. Consider what a Christmas jumper says about you… Choose a bold Christmas image jumper and you’ll be seen as being approachable, friendly and great to hang out with. We’ll expect to see the ladies queuing up to steal a kiss from you under the mistletoe! Choose a funny slogan or a slightly naughty theme and you’ll stand out as on of the lads, with a great sense of humour. We’ll know who to find when we want to party this Christmas! Choose a classic Fair Isle knit and you’ll show your thoughtful, sensitive side. We guess you’re the sort for roasting chestnuts by an open fire.
Still can’t decide what style to go for? Hang it, browse our collection and pick one of each type so you’re set for whatever mood or occasion takes you this Christmas.
Merry Christmas everyone!
Star Wars Merry Christmas Droids Mens T-Shirt White
A character jumper, and the character is doing the work. Nothing clever going on, and nothing needs to be. Quietly good rather than loudly funny.
Star Wars Stormtroopers And Darth Vader Bah Humbug Christmas Mens T-Shirt Red
Nostalgia, legally cleared and printed at scale. Cut for him, worn by whoever gets to the drawer first.
Star Wars The Mandalorian Grogu Christmas Snowflakes Mens T-Shirt Green
Fan service, knitted. Sized for him, and borrowed within the week.
Star Wars The Mandalorian Grogu Tis The Christmas Season Mens T-Shirt Red
The sort of thing that starts a conversation you did not plan to have. Sized for him, and borrowed within the week.
Star Wars Christmas Beginning To Look A Lot Like Sithmas Mens T-Shirt Red
The character does the heavy lifting; the jumper just carries it. Cut for him, worn by whoever gets to the drawer first.
Star Wars Christmas Darth Vader Lack Of Spirit Mens T-Shirt Red
Instantly placeable from the other end of the office. Sized for him, and borrowed within the week.
Star Wars Christmas Darth Vader Santa Mens T-Shirt Black
The sort of thing that starts a conversation you did not plan to have. Cut for him, worn by whoever gets to the drawer first.
Star Wars Christmas Merry Force Be With You Stormtrooper Mens T-Shirt Dark Green
One for someone with strong feelings about this franchise. Sized for him, and borrowed within the week.
Star Wars Christmas R2D2 Merry Beep Boop Beep Mens T-Shirt White
The character does the heavy lifting; the jumper just carries it. Sized for him, and borrowed within the week.
Star Wars Christmas Storm Trooper Santa Mens T-Shirt White
Nostalgia, legally cleared and printed at scale. A men's fit, which in practice means roomy.
Star Wars Crush The Resistance This Christmas Mens T-Shirt Black
Merchandise, cheerfully and without pretence. "Star Wars Crush The Resistance This", printed large, no further context given.
Star Wars Darth Vader Christmas Carols Mens T-Shirt Black
Recognisable at a glance, which is most of the point. Sized for him, and borrowed within the week.
Star Wars Darth Vader Humbug Christmas, Merry Sithmas! Mens T-Shirt Mid Grey
Someone's childhood, reissued as knitwear. Priced about where you would expect, which is reassuring. One of those that photographs better than it has any right to.
Spongebob Squarepants Christmas Santa Hat Mens Long Sleeve T Shirt, White
Santa, at the size and volume you would expect. Cut for him, worn by whoever gets to the drawer first.
Spongebob Squarepants Squidward Christmas Joy Mens Long Sleeve T Shirt, Black
Christmas in the usual places, done without fuss. Sized for him, and borrowed within the week.
Star Wars A Wookie Little Christmas Mens T-Shirt Red
Merchandise, cheerfully and without pretence. Cut for him, worn by whoever gets to the drawer first.
Spider Man Christmas Jumper Mens T-Shirt Red
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. The whole idea is "Spider Man". It lands or it does not.
Santa Claus Adult Men Felt Cosplay Costume Outfit Fancy Dress Father Christmas Party Clothes, Red & White, 5 Pcs Set
Santa, at the size and volume you would expect. A men's fit, which in practice means roomy.
Santa Claus Suit Adult Premium Plush Mens Cosplay Costume Complete Outfit Fancy Dress Father Christmas Party Clothes
Santa, at the size and volume you would expect. Sized for him, and borrowed within the week.
Premier 30cm Christmas Male Gonk with LED Light - Grey Hat
Batteries, lights, and a certain inevitability. Grey Hat: a nicer set of colours than a Christmas jumper strictly needs.
Oh Deer Mens Christmas T-Shirt
Festive, functional, no further claims made. "Oh Deer" — and that is the whole of it.
Mickey Mouse Christmas Tartan Mens T-Shirt Grey
Someone's childhood, reissued as knitwear. Cut for him, worn by whoever gets to the drawer first.
Mickey Mouse Merry Christmas Mens T-Shirt Grey
A face the whole room already knows. "Mickey Mouse Merry" — and that is the whole of it.
Mens Nutcracker Family Christmas Pyjamas
The nutcracker: ballet's least relaxed soldier, now on knitwear. Works best in multiples, as a group decision nobody fully agreed to.
Men’s Crew Neck Christmas Reindeer Knit Sweater
The reindeer, mid-plod, as reindeer are. Cut for him, worn by whoever gets to the drawer first.
Mickey Mouse And Minnie Christmas Jumper Mens T-Shirt White
Nostalgia, legally cleared and printed at scale. Sized for him, and borrowed within the week.
Mickey Mouse And Minnie Christmas Kiss Mens T-Shirt White
A character jumper, and the character is doing the work. Cut for him, worn by whoever gets to the drawer first.
Mickey Mouse And Minnie Sledding For Christmas Mens T-Shirt Black
Officially licensed, which is why the face looks right rather than nearly right. Sized for him, and borrowed within the week.
Mickey Mouse Christmas Jumper Mens T-Shirt Red
The character does the heavy lifting; the jumper just carries it. "Mickey Mouse" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Mickey Mouse Christmas Present Mens T-Shirt Grey
Fan service, knitted. A men's fit, which in practice means roomy.
Mickey Mouse Christmas Presents Mens T-Shirt Grey
A face the whole room already knows. A t-shirt, for the overheated end of the office.
Mickey Mouse Christmas Sweater Mens T-Shirt White
Instantly placeable from the other end of the office. Leads with "Mickey Mouse" and trusts you to do the rest.
Lilo & Stitch Christmas Snowflakes Mens T-Shirt Black
Someone's childhood, reissued as knitwear. Short sleeves, for buildings with the heating set to August.
Lilo & Stitch Merry Stitchmas Christmas Sweater Mens T-Shirt Green
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. One piece, over the head, done.
Lilo & Stitch Up To Snow Good At Christmas Mens T-Shirt Light Blue
Instantly placeable from the other end of the office. Cut for him, worn by whoever gets to the drawer first.
Mens Christmas Jumper
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Pull it on, commit, get on with the day.
Mens Christmas Jumper for Teenagers Warm Cosy Sweatshirt Funny Xmas
Instantly placeable from the other end of the office. It says "Teenagers Warm Cosy", and it is not going to elaborate.
Mens Christmas T Shirt White
Festive, and doing the job without fuss. Cut for him, worn by whoever gets to the drawer first.
Mens Christmas Turkey Pyjama Set Blue Medium Funny Festive Winter
The turkey, looking rather more cheerful than the day warrants. No notes.
Mens Man City Christmas T Shirt Sky Blue
Christmas-adjacent, and content to stay there. "Man City" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Mens Man Utd Christmas T Shirt Red
Does the seasonal job without auditioning for attention. Leads with "Man Utd" and trusts you to do the rest.
Lilo & Stitch A Stitchmas Christmas Mens T-Shirt Charcoal
One for someone with strong feelings about this franchise. No notes.
Lilo & Stitch Aloha Christmas With Stitch Mens T-Shirt Light Blue
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Mid-range, so no agonising required.
Iron Man Christmas Sweater Mens T-Shirt Green
Does the seasonal job without auditioning for attention. Goes in hard on "Iron Man".
Have A Cool Yule Boyfriend T-Shirt
Plain festive, which has its own quiet appeal. "Have A Cool Yule Boyfriend", printed large, no further context given.
Have A Cool Yule Cotton Boyfriend T-Shirt
Plain festive, which has its own quiet appeal. It says "Have A Cool Yule", and it is not going to elaborate.
Head Boyfriend Christmas T-Shirt
Instantly placeable from the other end of the office. "Head Boyfriend", printed large, no further context given.
Head Cotton Boyfriend Christmas T-Shirt
A December thing, and it does not pretend otherwise. No notes.