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Who would have predicted a few years back that you’d be shopping for a Christmas jumper?! But here you are, browsing through a great selection of Merry Christmas Jumpers. And we would like to congratulate you on making a very smart decision to join the serious fun that is wearing a Christmas jumper. Get yours quick and start enjoying the great reactions you’ll get from everyone you meet!
We think the benefits of wearing a Christmas jumper as a man-about-town are manifold. Consider what a Christmas jumper says about you… Choose a bold Christmas image jumper and you’ll be seen as being approachable, friendly and great to hang out with. We’ll expect to see the ladies queuing up to steal a kiss from you under the mistletoe! Choose a funny slogan or a slightly naughty theme and you’ll stand out as on of the lads, with a great sense of humour. We’ll know who to find when we want to party this Christmas! Choose a classic Fair Isle knit and you’ll show your thoughtful, sensitive side. We guess you’re the sort for roasting chestnuts by an open fire.
Still can’t decide what style to go for? Hang it, browse our collection and pick one of each type so you’re set for whatever mood or occasion takes you this Christmas.
Merry Christmas everyone!
Matching Family Christmas Pyjamas Mens Set
Seasonal knit, no further explanation offered. Works best in multiples, as a group decision nobody fully agreed to.
Men's Christmas Cycling Jumper
Plain festive, which has its own quiet appeal. A men's fit, which in practice means roomy.
Men's Christmas Dinosaur T Shirt
A December jumper, and it does not pretend to be anything else. A men's fit, which in practice means roomy.
Men's Christmas Golf Jumper
Festive knitwear, doing the job without fuss. A men's fit, which in practice means roomy.
Men's Dear Santa Define Good Christmas Jumper
Father Christmas, rendered with real commitment. It says "Dear Santa Define Good", and it is not going to elaborate.
Men's Dear Santa Define Good Christmas T Shirt
Santa's face, large, directly on your front. "Dear Santa Define Good" — and that is the whole of it.
Men's Here For The Pigs In Blankets Christmas Jumper
Festive knitwear, doing the job without fuss. Goes in hard on "Here For The Pigs In Blankets".
Men's Here For The Pigs In Blankets Christmas T Shirt
Does the seasonal job without auditioning for attention. It says "Here For The Pigs In Blankets", and it is not going to elaborate.
Men's Only Here For The Roasties Christmas Sweatshirt
Christmas-adjacent, and content to stay there. Leads with "Only Here For The Roasties" and trusts you to do the rest.
Men's Only Here For The Sprouts Christmas Sweatshirt
A tribute to the vegetable nobody asked for and everybody serves. "Only Here For The Sprouts" — someone was pleased with that, and fair enough.
Let The Pud Times Roll Men's Christmas Jumper
Festive knitwear, doing the job without fuss. The whole idea is "Let The Pud Times Roll". It lands or it does not.
Jingle Bell Rock Men's Christmas Sweatshirt
Jingles when you move, which is either charming or a warning. Goes in hard on "Jingle Bell Rock".
Jingle Bell Rock Men's Christmas T Shirt
Bells. Actual bells. Consider your colleagues. Leads with "Jingle Bell Rock" and trusts you to do the rest.
Jingle Is Massive Men's Christmas Jumper
Bells. Actual bells. Consider your colleagues. The whole idea is "Jingle Is Massive". It lands or it does not.
Joyeux Narwhal Men's Christmas T Shirt
Honest festive knitwear: no gimmick, no apology. "Joyeux Narwhal" — and that is the whole of it.
Going Out Out Santa Men's Christmas Slogan T Shirt
Santa, at the size and volume you would expect. "Going Out Out Santa", printed large, no further context given.
Have A Nice Christmas Men's Christmas Jumper
A Christmas jumper that knows exactly what it is for. It says "Have A Nice", and it is not going to elaborate.
Ho Frickin’ Ho Men's Christmas Slogan T Shirt
A slogan jumper that gets its joke out in four words. "Ho Frickin Ho" — and that is the whole of it.
Funny Cricket Mens Christmas T Shirt
A December jumper, and it does not pretend to be anything else. "Funny Cricket" — someone was pleased with that, and fair enough.
Funny Formula One Men's Christmas T Shirt
Festive, functional, no further claims made. "Funny Formula One" — someone was pleased with that, and fair enough.
Funny Golf Mens Christmas T Shirt
A Christmas jumper that knows exactly what it is for. "Funny Golf" — and that is the whole of it.
Funny Mens Christmas Guinness T Shirt
Christmas in the usual places, done without fuss. A t-shirt, for the overheated end of the office.
Funny Rugby Mens Christmas T Shirt
Does the seasonal job without auditioning for attention. The whole idea is "Funny Rugby". It lands or it does not.
Gangsta Wrapper Men's Christmas Slogan Sweatshirt
Says the thing. Says it loudly. "Gangsta Wrapper" — and that is the whole of it.
Get This Guy A Mince Pie Men's Christmas Slogan T Shirt
A slogan jumper that gets its joke out in four words. Goes in hard on "Get This Guy A Mince Pie".
Get This Guy A Mince Pie Men's Christmas Sweatshirt
Festive knitwear, doing the job without fuss. Goes in hard on "Get This Guy A Mince Pie".
Funny Cheese Men's Christmas T Shirt
Seasonal knit, no further explanation offered. Goes in hard on "Funny Cheese".
Fa La La Llama Men's Festive Christmas Sweatshirt
A llama in a Christmas hat, which nobody can explain and everybody buys. The whole idea is "Fa La La Llama". It lands or it does not.
Fa La La Llama Men's Festive Christmas T Shirt
A llama in a Christmas hat, which nobody can explain and everybody buys. "Fa La La Llama" — and that is the whole of it.
Family Christmas Green Contrast Embroidered Personalised Pyjamas Available In Ladies', Men's And Kid's
One of a kind, because you typed the kind. In Men's And Kid's, which is a more considered choice than this category usually makes.
Eat Drink And Be Mary Men's Christmas Jumper
A December jumper, and it does not pretend to be anything else. "Eat Drink And Be Mary", printed large, no further context given.
Eat Drink And Be Mary Men's Christmas T Shirt
Christmas in the usual places, done without fuss. Leads with "Eat Drink And Be Mary" and trusts you to do the rest.
Dad's Christmas Croissant Club Graphic T Shirt
Festive, functional, no further claims made. "Croissant Club Graphic" — and that is the whole of it.
Avo Yourself A Merry Christmas Men's Avocado T Shirt
A Christmas jumper that knows exactly what it is for. "Avo Yourself A Merry" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Mens Grey Penguin Christmas Family Pyjamas Extra small
A penguin in a scarf, which is both unnecessary and completely correct. The whole idea is "Grey Penguin". It lands or it does not.
'Christmas Spirits' Men's Christmas T Shirt
Plain festive, which has its own quiet appeal. Cut for him, worn by whoever gets to the drawer first.
'First Christmas As Daddy' New Dad Christmas T Shirt
Does the seasonal job without auditioning for attention. A t-shirt, for the overheated end of the office.
Activate Christmas Mode Men's Christmas Robot T Shirt
Honest festive knitwear: no gimmick, no apology. Sized for him, and borrowed within the week.
Activate Christmas Mode Robot Men's Sweatshirt
Christmas knitwear of the straightforward sort. The whole idea is "Mode Robot". It lands or it does not.
All About That Baste Men's Christmas T Shirt
Honest festive knitwear: no gimmick, no apology. "All About That Baste" — and that is the whole of it.
The Little Tailor Mens Christmas Fairisle Jumper, Black
A Fair Isle yoke, doing the heavy lifting without shouting. "Little Tailor" — someone was pleased with that, and fair enough.
The Little Tailor Mens Christmas Pyjama Set, Navy
Seasonal knit, no further explanation offered. "Little Tailor" — and that is the whole of it.
Brand Threads Men's Cotton Blend Bluey Christmas Pyjamas, Multi
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Leads with "Brand Threads" and trusts you to do the rest.
Brand Threads Men's Harry Potter Christmas Pyjama Set, Grey Multi
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. "Brand Threads", printed large, no further context given.
Brand Threads Men's Polar Express Christmas Pyjama Set, Burgundy
Plain festive, which has its own quiet appeal. "Brand Threads" — and that is the whole of it.
Plus Chunky Knit Fairisle Stripe Oversized Boyfriend Cardigan
Fair Isle knit — the grown-up end of the Christmas jumper shelf. "Plus Chunky" — and that is the whole of it.
Mens Mickey Mouse Family Christmas Pyjamas
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. "Mickey Mouse" — and that is the whole of it.
Mens Nordic Stag Reindeer Festive Christmas Jumper
Antlers, knitted, at roughly chest height. "Nordic Stag Reindeer" — someone was pleased with that, and fair enough.