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…Overheard conversations in the run up to Christmas…
“It’s the Christmas office party next week. What d’ya think I should wear?” – “I’d go for something smart and plain…keep up business appearances.”
“Mum, its Christmas jumper day at school next week.” – “well, we’ll find you something nice and tasteful to wear, dear.”
“I’ve no idea what to get crazy-cousin-Chris for Christmas this year.” – “He seemed to like those grey socks you gave him last year.”
…NAAAH!!! Only joking! You would categorically never, ever…ever hear any of the above conversations (at least not from anyone vaguely worth knowing!). And why is that? Simple, because those conversations are boring and have totally missed the point of Christmas and the now Traditional As Turkey Christmas Jumper. The whole point of our well-loved Christmas knit, its whole raison d’être, is to be FUN, and therefore also frequently FUNNY.
If your selection criteria for your Christmas jumper is that it makes you look ‘sexy’, ‘reem’, or ‘sophisticated’, then you need our help in resetting your Christmas knit-o-meter. There’s a whole 11 months of the year when dressing cool gets you cred, and then there’s Christmas-jumper-ember (aka December) when dressing funny wins points. And in our (fairly expert) opinion, when it comes to Christmas jumpers, the funnier, the better. Enter into the spirit of the Crimbo knit – let it bring you and others festive happiness by making folk laugh.
You’ll be spoilt for a gag-tastic choice on the jumper front this year … depending on what makes you smile and who you’re hanging out with from gentle, good-natured Christmas humour that’s suitable for Christmas dinner with Gran to more slap-stick comedy that’ll be sure to get a good laugh from the lads in the pub.
And if you can’t decide on your funny Christmas jumper for this festive season, why not take things a step further and just wear an inflatable turkey suit? We can’t think of anything much funnier than that!
So whether you want the year’s best meme or an inflatable turkey suit (stranger things have happened), you’ll find it here. There’s plenty to choose from too, on a wide scale of funny; from a chuckle from nan to roaring laughter from the boys at the pub – there’s humour to be had for all. Christmas jumpers are fun – so make your jumper funny this year and be more jolly than the big guy himself.
Going Out Out Santa Men's Christmas Slogan T Shirt
Santa, at the size and volume you would expect. "Going Out Out Santa", printed large, no further context given.
Going Out Out Santa Women's Christmas Slogan T Shirt
Father Christmas, rendered with real commitment. The whole idea is "Going Out Out Santa". It lands or it does not.
Ho Frickin’ Ho Men's Christmas Slogan T Shirt
A slogan jumper that gets its joke out in four words. "Ho Frickin Ho" — and that is the whole of it.
Funny Children's Snack Christmas Jumper
Seasonal knit, no further explanation offered. A jumper, in the proper sense of the word.
Funny Christmas Jumper For Women
Does the seasonal job without auditioning for attention. One piece, over the head, done.
Funny Christmas Jumper Gift For Her
Seasonal knit, no further explanation offered. Pull it on, commit, get on with the day.
Funny Christmas T Shirt For Women
Festive knitwear, doing the job without fuss. Cut for her, and shaped rather than boxy.
Funny Cricket Mens Christmas T Shirt
A December jumper, and it does not pretend to be anything else. "Funny Cricket" — someone was pleased with that, and fair enough.
Funny Formula One Christmas Jumper
Festive, functional, no further claims made. It says "Funny Formula One", and it is not going to elaborate.
Funny Formula One Men's Christmas T Shirt
Festive, functional, no further claims made. "Funny Formula One" — someone was pleased with that, and fair enough.
Funny Golf Mens Christmas T Shirt
A Christmas jumper that knows exactly what it is for. "Funny Golf" — and that is the whole of it.
Funny Golf Unisex Christmas Jumper
Plain festive, which has its own quiet appeal. Goes in hard on "Funny Golf".
Funny Guinness Christmas Jumper
A December jumper, and it does not pretend to be anything else. "Funny Guinness" — someone was pleased with that, and fair enough.
Funny Literary Christmas Jumper
Does the seasonal job without auditioning for attention. "Funny Literary" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Funny Mens Christmas Guinness T Shirt
Christmas in the usual places, done without fuss. A t-shirt, for the overheated end of the office.
Funny Nurse Christmas Jumper, Santa's Favourite Design
Father Christmas, rendered with real commitment. Santa's Favourite Design — festive without going full grotto.
Funny Prosecco Christmas Jumper
Festive, and quite open about where the afternoon is heading. "Funny Prosecco" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Funny Rugby Mens Christmas T Shirt
Does the seasonal job without auditioning for attention. The whole idea is "Funny Rugby". It lands or it does not.
Funny Rugby Unisex Christmas Jumper
Christmas, in jumper form. Goes in hard on "Funny Rugby".
Funny Slogan Christmas Jumper
A slogan jumper that gets its joke out in four words. It says "Funny Slogan", and it is not going to elaborate.
Funny Slogan Ladies Christmas T Shirt
Says the thing. Says it loudly. Goes in hard on "Funny Slogan".
Funny Teacher Christmas Jumper, Smart Cookies Slogan
Says the thing. Says it loudly. Smart Cookies Slogan — festive without going full grotto.
Funny Tennis Christmas Jumper
Does the seasonal job without auditioning for attention. "Funny Tennis" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Gangsta Wrapper Men's Christmas Slogan Sweatshirt
Says the thing. Says it loudly. "Gangsta Wrapper" — and that is the whole of it.
Gangsta Wrapper Women's Christmas Slogan T Shirt
A slogan jumper that gets its joke out in four words. It says "Gangsta Wrapper", and it is not going to elaborate.
Get This Guy A Mince Pie Men's Christmas Slogan T Shirt
A slogan jumper that gets its joke out in four words. Goes in hard on "Get This Guy A Mince Pie".
Feelin' A Tini Bit Merry Slogan Christmas Sweatshirt
A slogan jumper that gets its joke out in four words. It says "Feelin' A Tini Bit Merry Slogan", and it is not going to elaborate.
Funny Cheese Christmas T Shirt
Festive knitwear, doing the job without fuss. Leads with "Funny Cheese" and trusts you to do the rest.
Funny Cheese Men's Christmas T Shirt
Seasonal knit, no further explanation offered. Goes in hard on "Funny Cheese".
Doctor Christmas Jumper, Santa's Favourite Slogan Sweatshirt
Father Christmas, rendered with real commitment. Comes in Santa's Favourite Slogan Sweatshirt, which reads as deliberate rather than accidental.
Drink Champagne And Dance Slogan Sweatshirt, Christmas Jumper
Says the thing. Says it loudly. The colourway is Christmas Jumper, and it does most of the talking.
Colourful Christmas Slogan Jumper
Says the thing. Says it loudly. Nothing clever going on, and nothing needs to be.
Cosy Nights Slogan Christmas Sweatshirt
A slogan jumper that gets its joke out in four words. "Cosy Nights Slogan" — and that is the whole of it.
Crocin’ Around The Christmas Tree Sweatshirt – Funny Christmas Jumper
The tree, fully trimmed, on a garment. The whole idea is "Crocin Around". It lands or it does not.
Christmas Spirits Funny Christmas Jumper Sweatshirt
Does the seasonal job without auditioning for attention. Leads with "Spirits Funny" and trusts you to do the rest.
Christmas Bauble Gift For Girls And Swiftie Fans Pink Cowgirl Hat
Decorated like the tree it is standing next to. "Swiftie Fans Pink Cowgirl", printed large, no further context given.
All I Want For Christmas Is Wine And A Lie Down” Funny Festive Jumper
A jumper that has opinions about what you are drinking. "Is Wine And A Lie Down Funny" — and that is the whole of it.
'Bezzies With Santa' Slogan Sweatshirt
Santa's face, large, directly on your front. The whole idea is "'Bezzies With Santa' Slogan". It lands or it does not.
Wool Rich Christmas Slogan Jumper with Cashmere
A slogan jumper that gets its joke out in four words. No notes.
HUSH Slogan Festive T-Shirt, Dark Brown
Says the thing. Says it loudly. The colourway is Shirt, Dark Brown, and it does most of the talking.
Angels by Accessorize Kids' Slogan Stripe Christmas Jumper, Multi
Says the thing. Says it loudly. "Angels by Accessorize" — someone was pleased with that, and fair enough.
Relaxed Fit Novelty Knitted Christmas Jumper
Seasonal knit, no further explanation offered. It is what it looks like, which is a compliment.
Relaxed Fit Novelty Nutcracker Knitted Christmas Jumper
A nutcracker, mid-march, going nowhere in particular. Nothing clever going on, and nothing needs to be.
Relaxed Fit Novelty Single Knitted Christmas Jumper
Christmas knitwear of the straightforward sort. A jumper, in the proper sense of the word.
Relaxed Novelty Filthy Animal Knitted Christmas Jumper
Cheerfully filthy. Read the room before the office party. It says "Filthy Animal", and it is not going to elaborate.
Relaxed Novelty Slogan Knitted Christmas Jumper
Says the thing. Says it loudly. No notes.
Sequin Slogan Christmas Jumper
This one catches the light from across the room, deliberately. "Sequin Slogan" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Sequin Slogan Stripe Christmas Jumper
Sequins, in quantity, with no apology offered. "Sequin Slogan Stripe" — someone was pleased with that, and fair enough.