Funny Christmas Jumpers

213 jumpers to choose from

Spread some extra festive cheer this year with a funny Christmas jumper. We’ve searched the internet to bring together the finest collection of silly, witty, pun-tastic knits all guaranteed to make your Christmas extra merry.

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…Overheard conversations in the run up to Christmas…
“It’s the Christmas office party next week.  What d’ya think I should wear?” – “I’d go for something smart and plain…keep up business appearances.”
“Mum, its Christmas jumper day at school next week.” – “well, we’ll  find you something nice and tasteful to wear, dear.”
“I’ve no idea what to get crazy-cousin-Chris for Christmas this year.” – “He seemed to like those grey socks you gave him last year.”

…NAAAH!!! Only joking! You would categorically never, ever…ever hear any of the above conversations (at least not from anyone vaguely worth knowing!). And why is that? Simple, because those conversations are boring and have totally missed the point of Christmas and the now Traditional As Turkey Christmas Jumper.  The whole point of our well-loved Christmas knit, its whole raison d’être, is to be FUN, and therefore also frequently FUNNY.

If your selection criteria for your Christmas jumper is that it makes you look ‘sexy’, ‘reem’, or ‘sophisticated’, then you need our help in resetting your Christmas knit-o-meter. There’s a whole 11 months of the year when dressing cool gets you cred, and then there’s Christmas-jumper-ember (aka December) when dressing funny wins points.  And in our (fairly expert) opinion, when it comes to Christmas jumpers, the funnier, the better.  Enter into the spirit of the Crimbo knit – let it bring you and others festive happiness by making folk laugh.

You’ll be spoilt for a gag-tastic choice on the jumper front this year … depending on what makes you smile and who you’re hanging out with from gentle, good-natured Christmas humour that’s suitable for Christmas dinner with Gran to more slap-stick comedy that’ll be sure to get a good laugh from the lads in the pub.

And if you can’t decide on your funny Christmas jumper for this festive season, why not take things a step further and just wear an inflatable turkey suit? We can’t think of anything much funnier than that!

So whether you want the year’s best meme or an inflatable turkey suit (stranger things have happened), you’ll find it here. There’s plenty to choose from too, on a wide scale of funny; from a chuckle from nan to roaring laughter from the boys at the pub – there’s humour to be had for all. Christmas jumpers are fun – so make your jumper funny this year and be more jolly than the big guy himself.

Christmas ho Ho Hold my beer jumper, in grey

Ho Ho Hold my beer

Have a holly jolly Christmas with this fun festive sweatshirt. Featuring a grey ‘ho ho hold my beer’ Santa graphic on front, long sleeves and a classic crew neck.

“The Grinch” design Christmas jumper

“The Grinch” design Christmas jumper

“The Grinch” design festive jumper from Numskull. Officail Grinch merch featuring the most Bah Humbug of Dr Seusss’s characters. 100% knitted, usual sizes, stocked on Amazon

Matching ugly Christmas sweaters, in red

Matching ugly Christmas sweaters

Get your spandex on! (85% with 15% cotton) lycra type material. These super ugly Christmas jumpers can be worn to match. Hunky Mr. Santa with a red tie and cardigan design and, matching Mrs. Santa with bra and cardigan design.

Christmas tinsel tits rude jumper, in pink, for women

Tinsel tits rude jumper

“Tinsel tits” design Christmas jumper on a base colour of pink, lilac or white. Fair Isle design with oh-so-subtle detail.

get stuffed funny Christmas jumper

Get stuffed funny Christmas jumper

Get “stuffed” this Christmas. If you’re lucky enough to find a turkey to cook in this post-Brexit apocalypse, make sure to wear this jumper and look like a right turkey.

Christmas funny Tesco Everyday jumper, in blue, for women

Funny Tesco Everyday jumper

Everyday value design Tesco jumper printed on heavy unisex sweatshirt. Different colours and funny designs to choose from on available on Etsy.

“I’m here for the food” design Christmas jumpers, in green, for women

“I’m here for the food” design Christmas jumpers

Whether it’s turkey or roasties that tickle your fancy, this sweatshirt will cut out the small talk and let everyone know your priorities! This “I’m Only Here For The Food”, Christmas Jumper from Rock On Ruby is perfect for the festive season! A funny, slogan christmas sweater with a hand printed design.

Inflatable Santa Costume

Inflatable Santa Costume

Get extra festive this year with an inflatable Santa costume. This battery powered suit inflates in seconds but the fun lasts all Christmas.

Cheeky Santa Jumper

Cheeky Santa Jumper

Spread the festive cheer with this cheeky Santa jumper. This year father Christmas is asking “where my hos at?”.

Inflatable Turkey Costume

Inflatable Turkey Costume

Get extra festive this year with an inflatable Turkey costume. This battery powered suit inflates in seconds but the fun lasts all Christmas.

Jeremy Corbyn Christmas Jumper, in white

Jeremy Corbyn Christmas Jumper

Politics never rests – spend the festive season snug in a Jeremy Corbyn Christmas jumper. The ultimate conversation starter this Christmas.

Christmas Elf Blazer

Christmas Elf Blazer

For those who like to be festive and smart this season, the Christmas elf blazer is the perfect addition to your yuletide wardrobe.

Winner Winner, Christmas Dinner!

Winner Winner, Christmas Dinner!

Get ready to tackle that turkey in style with the winner winner Christmas dinner jumper from ASOS. Tis’ the season to indulge after all…

Gin-gle-bells Jumper - Novelty Christmas Jumper

Gin-tastic Jumpers

Get in the Christmas spirit with these Gin themed novelty jumpers! Shop Not on the High Street for the perfect gift for any gin lover.